D.H.O.C survival guide: Episode 1: B-Virus

[Intro stuff: Here at D.H.O.C, we plan on providing you the information it takes to survive the world after it is taken over by a deadly virus. That's why we are here. With our D.H.O.C survival guide.]

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Today we are taking about the B-Virus.

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What is the B-Virus? Well unlike the other things we would cover, such as: Influzena or Coxsackie.

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The B-Virus is sort of Rabbies for rabbits. It goes into the host and messes with their genes to make them very aggressive. Unlike your normal Rabbies, these rabbits will kill, bite, eat people, it does tons of stuff to these innocent people. But the B-Virus also does much more. It can infect some other animals, and mainly humans. It can turn them into walking bunny men. Some people call these creatures zombies, parasites, killers, they are all of these things. Look at what it looks like inside of this poor soul's body.

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Now, how to deal with these infected. Simply use any nearby weapon and dispose of them, don't have any of their DNA to get into your system. That's what makes you infected. We suggest, aim for the head.

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Make sure to get rid of any person who tries to attack you too.

[Outro stuff: That's all you need to know about this topic for today. And remember, D.H.O.C will always be there to help you!]

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